As obscure as it is (or at least as I perceive it to be), my technical blog gets its fair share of comment spam. Historically, most of that spam has concerned pharmaceuticals in some way.
I've culled some favorites from my pharmaceutical spam collection and I'd like to share them with you. Not so surprisingly, the comments below were all authored by "Anonymous".
Our first two selections would seem to indicate that not everyone is using pharmaceuticals in a prescribed way:
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Of course, pharmaceuticals are not just for you and your partying friends. Who needs "The Total Transformation" (no, I am not going to provide a link for this) when you can give your kids some diazepam?
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Don't forget to save some for the family dog:
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Just what Fido needs: some tramadol to chill him out. And I wouldn't want my fellow ailurophiles to feel left out:
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We've even got one for the walrus owners in the audience - goo goo g'joob!
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Next, we have two "soma" comments. Per Aldous Huxley's Brave New World, I had thought that soma was a fictional thing - clearly I'm behind the curve on all of this.
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Soma bras?? My imagination goes to work: someone out there is selling bras that have been soaked in a soma solution so that wo/men can ingest soma by wearing them. (I hope I'm not giving anybody any ideas here.) As it happens, there is a lingerie retailer called Soma Intimates.
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So how exactly are these people any different from illegal drug pushers? Oops, I spoke too soon:
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Some of this spam gets through the Blogger spam filter and ends up in the "Published Comments" section; here are a few examples:
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I guess the first guy is really into vimax, huh? As for the brain damage
and death by overdose
of the latter two comments, it sure makes you want to rush out and try some xanax and tramadol, doesn't it?
Needless to say (and my snide commentary aside), America has a serious drug problem, and we are not talking meth, crack, or pot. Where is Nancy Reagan when we need her?
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